It is Ornamental Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

Do you get excited on the first brisk breeze of the 12 months? Are you overcome with delight while you see piles of pink leaves? Do you lose your fucking thoughts at a pumpkin patch?

Ultimately, the epically humorous web sensation
It is Ornamental Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visible tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of completely paired pictures and seasonal enchantments to make it actually fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and other people going insane they love fall a lot? Verify!

Additionally included: the equally lifechanging meditation
It is Rotting Ornamental Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, as a result of all good issues should finish.

Give it to everybody you like, or put it in your fucking espresso desk subsequent to a pile of shellacked greens to essentially tie the room collectively.

Good for: For anybody who fucking loves fall, and followers of
McSweeney’s, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Ideas, the Onion, and the
New Yorker.